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As a professional vocalist, I can recite to you, right here, in great detail, exactly how this recording session went...The engineer and tech are behind the control room glass, and Chuck is sitting in the studio, on stool, cans on his head, ready to sing...*ENGINEER*: "Ok, Chuck - can I call you Chuck? - Great! Let's take it from the top. Four bar lead-in, and... rolling"-- Chuck eminates vocal track not unlike birthing of cattle --*ENGINEER*: (to studio only) Holy Mother of God! My equipment!... ok, wtf are we gonna do?*TECH*: "You're the producer, hot shot. Make him sound good!"*ENGINEER*: (to Chuck) "Great, Chuck! Now, let's do one more track - you know, for safety - then we can get back to that cheese plate in the lobby!"
I think you are giving the birthing of cattle sonic qualities it might not deserve...
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As a professional vocalist, I can recite to you, right here, in great detail, exactly how this recording session went...
The engineer and tech are behind the control room glass, and Chuck is sitting in the studio, on stool, cans on his head, ready to sing...
*ENGINEER*: "Ok, Chuck - can I call you Chuck? - Great! Let's take it from the top. Four bar lead-in, and... rolling"
-- Chuck eminates vocal track not unlike birthing of cattle --
*ENGINEER*: (to studio only) Holy Mother of God! My equipment!... ok, wtf are we gonna do?
*TECH*: "You're the producer, hot shot. Make him sound good!"
*ENGINEER*: (to Chuck) "Great, Chuck! Now, let's do one more track - you know, for safety - then we can get back to that cheese plate in the lobby!"
I think you are giving the birthing of cattle sonic qualities it might not deserve...
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